Red Thumb is a short song sang by the band, "The Cool Cucumbers."
| "Some people don't understand that there's more to life than money and sport. Some people don't understand that there's more to life than wanting to be a famous footballer because there's more to live for than eating beans are farting all day long."
Choures: "Some people don't choose the best option and that's to bad for them because there's all ways a better way to mash your potatoes. Use a red thumb instead of a rotten roster."